[转载]这些回复太强了——笑到不行

[转载]这些回复太强了——笑到不行

1、变态楼主:养条狗和养一个男人哪个合算?
  暴强回复:大婶,即使你能把男人当狗使,但你敢把狗当男人使不?
  
  2.变态楼主:男人你要李宇春还是章子怡?
  暴强回复:一个公鸡,一个野鸡,都不选
  
  3.变态楼主:通过海南矿泉水喝死人事件,可以看到中国的食品安全堪忧,矿泉水也能喝死人?不是有QS标志
  吗?
  暴强回复:弱弱的问一下,QS是不是去死的意思?
  
  4.变态楼主:一学生,成绩年年倒数第一,常与人打架,按领导要求老师想给学生好听一点的期末评语,怎么写
  啊?
   暴强回复:该生成绩稳定,动手能力强。
  
  5.说说中国的30分钟新闻联播。
   暴强回复:有什么说的:前十分钟,领导们很忙。中十分钟,全国人民都很幸福。后十分钟,世界上其它国家
  人民都生活在水深火热之中。
  
  6.变态楼主:都40多了还有许多事不明白该问谁?
   暴强回复:外事问谷歌,内事问百度,房事问天涯!
  
  7.变态楼主:奥运口号“同一个世界,同一个梦想!”
   暴强回复:乖乖,麻将国粹无处不在,倒过来看居然是“想摸个一筒,就是个一筒!”
  
8.天*涯楼主:从来都觉得蝎子精是整部《西游记》里最美的女人,当蝎子精把唐僧逼到床上撩拨时,我心下不住
  地为唐僧鼓劲:从了,从了,咱就从了吧!但关键时刻,可恶的悟空出现了……
    天*涯回复12:唉,要是换好色的八戒出现就好了!
    天*涯回复13:嗯,八戒出现了,这次改蝎子精不从了……
 
 
  9.天*涯楼主:怀疑老婆红杏出墙,但苦于没证据……
   天*涯回复:如果你没本事做陈冠希,那就做谢霆峰吧
10.天*涯楼主:我们的GJ到底是法制还是人治?
    天*涯沙发:不是法治,也不是人治,而是治人,并且初级阶段一百年不变……
  
  11.论坛楼主:该死的理发店把我头剪坏了!大家出点损招,要求破坏性越大越好,动静越小越好,因为是我一个
  人去。
   论坛地下室:半夜三更,月黑风高,静静地、轻轻地,一个人吊死在理发店门口……
  
  12.论坛楼主:为什么生下的孩子要跟父亲一个姓?
   论坛沙发:因为取款机里吐出的钱归插卡人所有。
  
  13.王小丫跟陈章良结婚,请用四个字评论。
    论坛回复:丫从良了!
  
  14.论坛楼主:听到一特好听的歌,歌词只记得是“一个芝麻糕,不如一针细”,求歌名啊!
   论坛回复:你可知Macau,不是我真姓……-_-
  
  15.天*涯楼主:请用一句话形容中国国家地震台。
    天*涯回复:事后诸葛亮,事前猪一样!
  
  17.天*涯楼主:请问北京是如何体现本次奥运会为绿色人文奥运的?
   天*涯沙发:不是请谢霆锋来唱歌了吗?
  
  18.中日韩三国难道非要采取敌视行为对待彼此,就不能心平气和地坐下来谈问题吗?
    沙发:不能!因为日 本人和中国人谈得投机的时候,只有当话题是关于韩国人时;日本人和韩国人谈得投
  机的时候,只有当话题是关于中国人时;中国人和韩国人能谈得投机的时候,只有当话题是日本人时!
  
  19..LZ:你看我的头像牛B么?
   沙发:像。
  
20..楼主:想问问各位姐妹,BF和前女友一起买的东西,比如对戒,项链,手环一类的,是留着还是扔掉?扔了
  实在是……挺贵的东西,不扔看着就闹心!
   沙发:庸人自扰!她的前男友你不也在用吗?
  
  21.天*涯楼主:据我考证,古代男人们去青楼并不是要跟女子们发生关系。事实上大多数艺妓都是才艺出众、才
  貌双全的,飞舞唱曲,吟诗诵词,极为风雅。男人们不过去坐一坐,喝几杯清茶,吃几块点心,听几首小曲,下
  下棋,吟吟诗,喝点小酒什么的,然后就离开了。
   天*涯回复:哦,谢谢楼主的解释,原来古代的青楼就是今天的北影

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